Tuesday, May 4, 2010

I'm not a mouse dammitt!!!


I'm not a mouse, but I love cheese and I have loved cheese for much too long. You see, cheese has had a special place in my heart. I celebrated my 1st anniversary with a cheesy lasagna. After the birth of my son I demanded cheese cake. My cousin, whom I idolize bought me my first NY slice when I was a shorty in Brooklyn. I don't know why we have this deep connection but just like a love affair comes to an end, this relationship with cheese must too, come to an end. I am declaring to the world that I am done with cheese. It's over. No longer will you contribute to me having high blood pressure later in life or bad cholesterol, heart disease or cancer. I'm done with you. So today I stand here 6 weeks sober!!! Hi, My name is Nicole and I'm a recovering cheeseaholic. JUST SAY NO PEOPLE!

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